First Odd Dream of the Semester
Well, the first one that I remember, anyway. In my dream, I was Sean Connery's bodyguard and I had to protect him. There was also a Sean look-a-like who was supposed to stand in for Sean in case there was a situation where he would potentially be in danger, but the look-a-like was a rebel and wouldn't do a thing I told him to. I told him to go wave to fans, and he told me to fuck off and it was quite frustrating and the whole time, the real Sean Connery was very apathetic and almost seemed depressed. I had no idea what to do. So in my dream, it faded into another scene where I was in some crazy cobblestone basement with tennis courts and a full bar. Now, I waited in line for the bar for some time with my sister Becky and when I got there I order a Schmirnoff Ice Peach Lite - I remember this quite well - BUT THERE IS NO SUCH DRINK - but there should be...mmmmm.... Anyhow, I got my drink (because in my dream it existed) and watched all these little girls play tennis. My other sister Katie was there, but she was lying on the floor in a sleeping bag and refused to get up. Becky and I kept trying to get her to go play tennis, because for some reason we knew she could beat them but she wasn't having it. And that's when I woke up. Not terribly exciting, but still random. Please post your interpretations. =)
posted by Melinda at 5:56 PM
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Becky: Well Min, obviously you are protecting Sean Connery because you are obsessed with foreign actors (and because Sean Connery is awesome, and also possibly because he is mentioned by Hugh Grant in Love Actually). The "fake" Sean was being a rebel and you were getting frustrated because you are, to put it quite bluntly, bossy. It's true. Tennis..that's easy, you loved Wimbledon, and you also might like to try and learn the game of tennis someday and put to use those rackets you have lying around at home. You know, the ones you just HAD to have for Christmas. The drink thing, I'm not sure..(you told me you didn't like Smirnoff...?) If you didn't catch the interpretation of Katie then you are quite dim. OBVIOUSLY Katie is laying there because she is the laziest person on earth, and you and I always try to get her to go out and do things, unsuccessfully I might add. There you go. Damn I'm good. =)
Brilliant interpretation sis. I did catch the thing about Katie though. Lazy lazy lazy girl. I don't know about the Schmirnoff either. Note: they pronouce "Schmirnoff" differently here - I say "Schmeer-noff" -which I definitely get made fun of for- and they say "Schmer-noff". Slight difference, but enough for American mockery.
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